As I am writing this the unbelievable, mind-blowing singularity is about to happen (if we trust Brent’s announcement http://www.brentcorriganinc.com/blog/?p=303#comments, and why shouldn’t we? ), and so much sooner than I would ever have predicted it to happen.
The twink “twinks” will be in the same room, maybe even shake hands (if nothing else) and snap a picture. Brent is strolling through the celebrity crowd at a (Disney sponsored) AIDS benefit in LA http://www.todaytrend.net/a-time-for-heroes-celebrity-carnival-sponsored-by-disney.html, marvelling at the silicone cushions some people have hanging from their faces like an innocent little Mowgli in the Hollywood jungle http://twitter.com/BrentCorrigan00 and looking for his better half to take a picture.
Obviously their haircuts have taken utterly different routes by now. Zak’s recent appearance at the MTV awards (http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/06/01/zac-efron-mtv-movie-awards-2009/) has raised questions if he is really too lazy to see a hair dresser (as he had claimed at an Ellen Degeneres show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yyGcWE0t_g), Brent on the other hand saw his trusted hair person recently, actually to increase the difference to Efron, and with very convincing results.
http://www.brentcorriganinc.com/blog/?p=295
Funny chiasmic situation of a sloppy Hollywood prince and a well groomed porn star. However, don’t ask me about the prize of Zak’s suit he wore when receiving that oversized popcorn trophy, utterly distracted by a British comedian who had his bare ass planted on the face of one Eminem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-csipe3TzMg
By the way, can anyone tell me why the “gay” dope of a fashion designer Baron is impersonating there is, of all places Austrian ??? Please throw in your 2 cents!
Anyway, so what will happen when the two finally meet? Will the blue of Zak’s eyes jump out of his pupils and slip into Brent’s hazel eyes, and vice versa, as my little “Whose eyes are this and what happened to their colour?”-quizz up there is insinuating? Or will, as someone else, – was it Jason Curious? –, once said, the universe simply implode? For we all know that a singularity does swallow everything around it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_singularity.
Maybe 80+ celebrities will be gone by tomorrow!
Where is the genius Science Fiction/Horror director who does a short on that encounter!
Anyway, if we survive this, it gives me a good reason to continue my tale of twin(k) celebrities.
Just found your blog - you're doing great job! Keep analyzing Brent! :)
AntwortenLöschenMy 2 cents: I remember reading an interview with James Bobin (who used to work for the Ali G Show before moving on to co-write & produce the Flight of the Conchords series) and he said he came up with that little detail. He thought Bruno should to come from a relatively small European country that most people don't know too much about, and Austria seemed like a perfect choice: in people's minds, it quite often gets subsumed into or eclipsed by its bigger, better-known neighbour... or alternatively, they think you come from Australia.
Dear Anonymus !
AntwortenLöschenYou seem well informed ! And yes, I will go on analyzing Brent. Someone old me that Baron went to school in Austria (which would be hilarious). Apart from that your theory sounds convincing, there was a time when albania as evil state suddenly was in a lot of films. Seems for the States small european countries are just a token.